My dry sense of humor is often taken wrong, so I feel clarification is in order. Anything that you read on this blog that makes you even remotely wonder, if I am being serious, you can pretty much count on being crap. For those that emailed me threats in order to get me motivated on doing entries into my December Daily I thank you. From now on, you can just send me chocolate. It's kind of like a dangling carrot to a rabbit. It will get me to move. On second thought...either chocolate or a Silhouette will work. Let me know if you need my address.
With saying the above I did get a few more days completed in my book. Day 2 was Emily's school program. The poor girl worried the whole time that I was going to get up and dance once they started singing Oh Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah. Little did she know I was actually waiting for Silver Bells to "bust a move." I'm not completely happy with this page. I tried to get to the concert early, so I could nab a nice color program that would match my pattern paper. Yeah, I know....most people do that to get the best seats. Not only did I get a neon "red" program, but I also sat in the nose bleed seats. Oh well...more leg room to dance the Hora.
Day 3 was about snow. Good thing it snowed, because I was sadly lacking on anything interesting happening that day. I was able to break out my orange shoes (as if they ever really get put away), go to work and get stuck in traffic for a two hour drive home. A drive that usually takes 15 minutes. But hey...it makes the December Daily interesting, so I sang along to the Christmas music radio station all the way home. Remember what I said about a dry sense of humor? Yeah...this would be a good example.
Journaling will be done on the green tag, if the typewriter ribbon I ordered ever arrives.
Day 4 was more celebration of snow. We headed to the park and went sliding. A total blast and let me tell you....the tree that tried to mangle me can take that. Game on, Tree! I plan on coming back next time with a chain saw. I put a photo of me after the wipe out on this page. I want it to go on record that I purposely only showed a quarter of me. I look like the freaking Pillsbury Dough Boy in my puffy, white jacket. I am sure the sales people at that store laughed their butts off seeing that jacket leaving in a bag. Sigh. At least it's warm and I have my orange shoes, if I ever get stuck in a snow bank.
So that is that about that. In a couple of days I will post a few more days. Day 5 is all about going to the tree farm. Speaking of which, I don't think you should be able to call yourself a farm when you do not own at least one cow, but I guess my opinion doesn't matter as the men just laughed and shook their heads upon my inquiry. Of course, I was wearing my "dough boy" suit, so the snickering could have been due to that.
8 comments:
love how you've used the polaroid stamp in your december daily. fantastic!
Oh wow, beautiful pages! I need a kick in the rump to get going on mine too!
these are awesome!
Oh Denise, I love your pages, especially the polaroid one! And your post totally made me giggle :)You are too funny!
rocking the pola stamp, love it!!
school programs + bad pics go hand in hand. =P
you are rocking it, D!! great pages :)
your daily is looking great! I love that you used the polaroid stamp!
Ah, if only creating the December Daily was as easy as eating chocolate! And if only eating chocolate had the equivalent amount of calories as putting together a December Daily. One can dream. Your post cracked me up. I totally "get" your sense of humour!
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